Ode to an English speaking server in Japan


Stanza 1
Thank you for coming.

Stanza 2
I will be the one to take the order for your table.

Stanza 3
This is a knife and fork.

Stanza 4
This is mustard and ketchup.

Stanza 5
How is the taste of your food?

Stanza 6
Can I take your dishes?

Stanza 7
Excuse me, sir, shall I bring you another drink?

Stanza 8
Excuse me, do you want to make a separated cheque?

Stanza 9
Thank you for waiting.

Stanza 10
Thank you. 4,470 Yen is your change.

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